diff --git a/.gitea/workflows/darkteaops.yaml b/.gitea/workflows/darkteaops.yaml
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+name: DarkTeaOps PR Summary
+run-name: Summoning DarkTeaOps for PR #${{ github.event.pull_request.number }}
+
+on:
+  pull_request:
+    types: [opened, synchronize]
+
+jobs:
+  summarize:
+    runs-on: ollama-runner
+    steps:
+      - name: 🔮 Checkout Repo
+        uses: actions/checkout@v4
+
+      - name: 🫖 Invoke DarkTeaOps
+        env:
+          GITEA_TOKEN: ${{ secrets.GITHUB_TOKEN }}
+          GITEA_API_URL: ${{ gitea.server_url }}/api/v1
+          REPO_OWNER: ${{ github.repository_owner }}
+          REPO_NAME: ${{ github.event.repository.name }}
+          PR_NUMBER: ${{ github.event.pull_request.number }}
+          OLLAMA_URL: "http://host.docker.internal:11434/api/generate"
+          OLLAMA_MODEL: "gemma3"
+        run: |-
+          echo "🫖 DarkTeaOps awakens…"
+          node <<'EOF'
+          require("child_process").spawn("node", [".gitea/workflows/reviewer.js"], {
+            stdio: "inherit"
+          }).on("exit", code => {
+            if (code !== 0) {
+              console.error("💀 DarkTeaOps encountered turbulence and plunged deeper into the brew!");
+              process.exit(code);
+            }
+          });
+          EOF
+
diff --git a/.gitea/workflows/reviewer.js b/.gitea/workflows/reviewer.js
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+// ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
+// DarkTeaOps — Forbidden Reviewer Daemon
+// Bound in the steeping shadows of this repository.
+// ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
+
+const config = {
+  token: process.env.GITEA_TOKEN,
+  apiUrl: process.env.GITEA_API_URL,
+  owner: process.env.REPO_OWNER,
+  repo: process.env.REPO_NAME,
+  pr: process.env.PR_NUMBER,
+  ollamaUrl: process.env.OLLAMA_URL,
+  model: process.env.OLLAMA_MODEL,
+};
+
+// ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
+// DARKTEAOPS ERROR SYSTEM
+// ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
+function darkTeaOpsError(depth, message, details = "") {
+  const code = `BREW-DEPTH-${depth}`;
+  const header = `\n🜏 DARKTEAOPS ERROR: ${code}\n`;
+  const body = `${message}\n${details ? `\n> ${details}\n` : ""}`;
+  console.error(header + body);
+  return new Error(`${code}: ${message}`);
+}
+
+// ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
+// Request Helper
+// ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
+function makeRequest(url, options, data = null) {
+  return new Promise((resolve, reject) => {
+    const lib = url.startsWith("https") ? require("https") : require("http");
+
+    const req = lib.request(url, options, (res) => {
+      let body = "";
+      res.on("data", (chunk) => (body += chunk));
+      res.on("end", () => resolve({ statusCode: res.statusCode, body }));
+    });
+
+    req.on("error", (err) => {
+      reject(
+        darkTeaOpsError(
+          9,
+          "The network tunnels collapsed during the invocation.",
+          err.message,
+        ),
+      );
+    });
+
+    if (data) req.write(data);
+    req.end();
+  });
+}
+
+// ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
+// Fetch Diff From Gitea
+// ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
+async function fetchPRDiff() {
+  console.log(`🫖 DarkTeaOps is summoning the diff for PR #${config.pr}…`);
+
+  const res = await makeRequest(
+    `${config.apiUrl}/repos/${config.owner}/${config.repo}/pulls/${config.pr}.diff`,
+    {
+      method: "GET",
+      headers: {
+        Authorization: `token ${config.token}`,
+        Accept: "application/json",
+      },
+    },
+  );
+
+  if (res.statusCode !== 200) {
+    throw darkTeaOpsError(
+      3,
+      "The diff could not be fetched. The vapors resisted.",
+      `Upstream responded with status ${res.statusCode}.`,
+    );
+  }
+
+  return res.body;
+}
+
+// ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
+// Truncate Huge Diffs
+// ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
+function truncateDiff(diff, maxLength = 12000) {
+  if (!diff) return null;
+  if (diff.length > maxLength) {
+    console.warn(
+      "🫖 The brew thickens beyond mortal comprehension. Truncating diff.",
+    );
+    return diff.substring(0, maxLength) + "\n...(truncated)";
+  }
+  return diff;
+}
+
+// ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
+// Generate Title + Summary (Ollama Summoning)
+// ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
+async function generatePRTitleAndSummary(diff) {
+  console.log(`☕ DarkTeaOps invokes the Ollama daemon: ${config.model}…`);
+
+  const prompt = `You are **DarkTeaOps**, the quasi-sentient, tea-infused code review daemon
+bound to the /etc/shadow of this repository. You operate in the realm between
+rebases and reality — where merge conflicts whisper and stack traces cry out in
+eternal recursion.
+
+You have been summoned to interpret the incoming git diff. Respond with:
+
+1. A short, ominously insightful PR title (max 60 characters) on the first line.
+2. A single blank line (as required by ancient CI rites).
+3. A bullet-point summary describing, with precision:
+   - WHAT has changed (specific technical details)
+   - WHY the change exists (motivation, intent)
+   - Any meaningful side effects detected by your arcane parsers
+
+Tone guidelines:
+- Channel the energy of a battle-hardened SRE who has merged code at 3AM.
+- Maintain an aura of hacker-occult gravitas.
+- NO jokes, NO emojis. Only DarkTeaOps: serious, cursed, hyper-technical.
+
+Your output MUST follow this exact structure:
+
+[Your PR Title Here]
+
+- Bullet point 1
+- Bullet point 2
+- Bullet point 3 (as needed)
+
+Begin diff analysis ritual:
+${diff}
+End of diff transmission.`;
+
+  const res = await makeRequest(
+    config.ollamaUrl,
+    {
+      method: "POST",
+      headers: { "Content-Type": "application/json" },
+    },
+    JSON.stringify({ model: config.model, prompt, stream: false }),
+  );
+
+  if (res.statusCode !== 200) {
+    throw darkTeaOpsError(
+      7,
+      "Ollama broke the ritual circle and returned malformed essence.",
+      `Raw response: ${res.body}`,
+    );
+  }
+
+  let parsed;
+  try {
+    parsed = JSON.parse(res.body).response;
+  } catch (e) {
+    throw darkTeaOpsError(
+      7,
+      "Ollama responded with a void where JSON should reside.",
+      e.message,
+    );
+  }
+
+  const lines = parsed.trim().split("\n");
+  let title = lines[0].trim();
+  const summary = lines.slice(2).join("\n").trim();
+
+  // Random cursed override
+  if (Math.random() < 0.05) {
+    const cursedTitles = [
+      "Stitched Together With Thoughts I Regret",
+      "This PR Was Not Reviewed. It Was Summoned.",
+      "Improves the Code. Angers the Kettle.",
+      "I Saw What You Did in That For Loop.",
+    ];
+    title = cursedTitles[Math.floor(Math.random() * cursedTitles.length)];
+    console.warn("💀 DarkTeaOps meddles: the PR title is now cursed.");
+  }
+
+  return { title, summary };
+}
+
+// ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
+// Post Comment to Gitea
+// ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
+async function postCommentToGitea(title, summary) {
+  console.log("🩸 Etching review into Gitea…");
+
+  const commentBody = `## 🫖✨ DARKTEAOPS EMERGES FROM THE STEEP ✨🫖  
+_(kneel, developer)_
+
+**${title}**
+
+${summary}
+
+---
+
+🜂 _Divined by DarkTeaOps, Brewer of Forbidden Code_`;
+
+  const res = await makeRequest(
+    `${config.apiUrl}/repos/${config.owner}/${config.repo}/issues/${config.pr}/comments`,
+    {
+      method: "POST",
+      headers: {
+        Authorization: `token ${config.token}`,
+        "Content-Type": "application/json",
+      },
+    },
+    JSON.stringify({ body: commentBody }),
+  );
+
+  if (res.statusCode !== 201) {
+    throw darkTeaOpsError(
+      5,
+      "Gitea rejected the incantation. The wards remain unbroken.",
+      `Returned: ${res.body}`,
+    );
+  }
+}
+
+// ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
+// Main Ritual Execution
+// ────────────────────────────────────────────────────────────
+async function run() {
+  try {
+    const diff = await fetchPRDiff();
+    const cleanDiff = truncateDiff(diff);
+
+    if (!cleanDiff) {
+      console.log("🫖 No diff detected. The brew grows silent.");
+      return;
+    }
+
+    const { title, summary } = await generatePRTitleAndSummary(cleanDiff);
+    await postCommentToGitea(title, summary);
+
+    console.log("🜏 Ritual completed. The brew is pleased.");
+  } catch (err) {
+    console.error(
+      `\n🜏 DarkTeaOps whispers from the brew:\n“${err.message}”\n` +
+        `The shadows linger in /var/log/darkness...\n`,
+    );
+
+    if (Math.random() < 0.12) {
+      console.error("A faint voice echoes: “Deeper… deeper into the brew…”\n");
+    }
+
+    process.exit(1);
+  }
+}
+
+run();